January 9, 2006
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

It's NANO!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it's the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy.  (1/9/06)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

Short update today, but hopefully Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70 will keep you entertained for all of thirty seconds. 😉 Be sure to swing by on Wednesday, however, when we post the year's first Spectare review! Speaking of those, my recent acquisition of a TV tuner means that you can expect a lot more of those in 2006. There will be "That's So Raven" reviews. "Girlfriends" reviews. Oprah reviews. Oh you are so totally not ready. And admittedly, neither am I. I'm scared, actually. Please hold me.

Also, remember that in just sixteen more days, Scary-Crayon turns TWO YEARS OLD! I'm not sure what I'll do to commemorate the birthday of the site, and the two-year anniversary doesn't seem quite as monumental as the one-year, but I'll come up with something. Stay tuned. 😉

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January 5, 2006
A Crayon Haiku #42!


A Crayon Haiku #42!

In A Crayon Haiku #42, Bacardi the yorkie-poodle returns to Scary-Crayon! What's the little fellow up to these days, you ask? Read on to find out! It's too cute for words, but we try with the 5-7-5 syllable combo anyway.  (1/5/06)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!


Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!

And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can't take a joke!  (1/5/06)

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Hot Flash ‘n’ Haiku combos in ’06!

Like the post title says, here's the first Hot Flash and Haiku combo of the new year: Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71 and A Crayon Haiku #42. It's a curious mix between crude and charming, despicable and darling, tasteless and too-cute-for-words. Ah, contradictions and inconsistencies, how we love thee! Also, you might have noticed that we've skipped Hot Flash #70. All in due time, friends! All in due time. And it's time for this entry to end, so we will see you later! Ja.

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January 2, 2006

They're berry, berry canned!


The culinary insanity in 2006 kicks off with a piece called Strawberry Shortcake...?, which is a slightly misleading title. Similarities aside, this dish is totally not strawberry shortcake. There's no question about it.  (1/2/06)

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A Crayon Haiku #41!

Oooh, pretty!

A Crayon Haiku #41!

And the haiku resurrection continues into the new year with A Crayon Haiku #41 the winter holidays may be over, but the winter season is still going on -- and, as such, this haiku is still entirely relevant. Yabba dabba doo!  (1/2/06)

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Not your 80s Strawberry Shortcake.

Greetings, Crayon fans! Hope you had a great time ringing in the new year and are ready to embark upon another fascinating journey of discovery in blah blah blah yeah whatever, dude. To make the first Monday of the new year a little less sour (or, as you'll see, perhaps not), however, we've got two new pieces for you. First, there's Strawberry Shortcake...?, which details a retro-inspired dessert created in the final hours of 2005, and then, bringing the haikus into the new year, is A Crayon Haiku #41. Enjoy! And if you were too busy getting wasted and puking all over the place to stop by during the holiday weekend, don't forget to check out the previous update as well. Until next time!

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