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Many Random Lunches are made, but few are seen here: most are forgotten. Yet just as busty explorers raid ruins to uncover relics of old, so may you unearth these dishes by reading... The Lost Lunches: Volume One. (5/5/07)
And now, at long last, Scary-Crayon unveils The Chicken Finger Sundae Sandwich! Inspired by a South Park clip, this treat combines chicken and ice cream toppings with surprisingly tasty results. Read and believe. (11/20/06)
However, the discussion of the tasty tapas is a minimal part of our "review" of the La Tasca Spanish Tapas Bar & Restaurant. It's certainly non-traditional as far as dining critiques go. And slightly creepy. It is our way. (9/19/06)
After an extended hiatus, spontaneous culinary insanity returns to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #11! See what wonders you can create with a can of creamed corn, stale croutons, and dollar store turkey franks. (9/11/06)
No, we're not dead -- but given the events documented herein, our survival may surprise some readers. Curious? Read on to learn about the monstrosity born of the unholy combination of strawberries... and eggs. (7/12/06)
In the tradition of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles and THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS, Scary-Crayon is proud to present... The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich! Amazing. (3/12/06)
For less than a buck, no less! In yet another review of an offering from the dollar store freezer, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Triton's Chocolate Dipped Banana Bits. They're the perfect V-Day treat for a gorilla girlfriend! (2/13/06)
And just before midnight on the site's second anniversary, Scary-Crayon comes through with an epic piece entitled The Stale Cereal Wars! Which of the three ancient cereals sampled will come out on top? Find out within. (1/25/06)
Yes, last Friday was Friday the 13th -- but here it was also FREE FOOD DAY as two local joints offered cost-free lunchtime treats to the masses. How good is free food, you ask? Join Wes in his quest to find out! (1/18/06)
The culinary insanity in 2006 kicks off with a piece called Strawberry Shortcake...?, which is a slightly misleading title. Similarities aside, this dish is totally not strawberry shortcake. There's no question about it. (1/2/06)
The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!
Once, long ago, Wes learned of the mythical oyster loaf -- a legendarily delicious Hooters menu item. Alas, the dish doesn't exist, but that hasn't kept us from trying to create it! BEHOLD! The Experimental Oyster Loaf 2. (12/1/05)
What's this? Kain and Wild Boar Alien are back for more cheesy graham madness in A Random Lunch #9! When will the insanity end?! If Kain had his way, that question would be answered as such: "IMMEDIATELY!" (11/22/05)
After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I'm not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there. (11/9/05)
That's right, folks -- courtesy of Fluker Farm, Scary-Crayon delves further into the realm of distastefulness to review chocolate covered crickets. Wanna know the nutritional value of a single oven-roasted cricket? Read on. (9/8/05)
So we missed out on the annual local anime convention this week, but to fill the void we started our own fun-filled fest: CRAYONCON! Join us as we get drunk, enjoy faux sashimi, review anime-related food items. (8/22/05)
MARGARITA CHICKEN ...IN A BUN!!!
THEY'RE BACK!!! Scary-Crayon continues its mad quest to review the manifold varieties of Forkless Gourmet Bun Meals in this brief assessment of their Margarita Chicken offering. Also featuring NINJA BOBBLEHEAD! (8/15/05)
Reputed to be an aphrodisiac, oysters are sought after for both their delectable taste and their purported ability to make limp things hard. Which has nothing to do with why we want to make OYSTER LOAF, but still. (7/28/05)
Yep, Scary-Crayon's here in the final minutes of July 4th with its own holiday tribute -- basically an article about the foods with which we marked the day. Nothing special, but it does involve dollar store turkey franks. (7/4/05)
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