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More X-Men on Scary-Crayon! Unfortunately, their arrival is not as welcome this time around, as all indications from the X-Men 3: The Last Stand trailer suggest that the film is going to suck even worse than the first two. (3/16/06)
In the tradition of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles and THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS, Scary-Crayon is proud to present... The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich! Amazing. (3/12/06)
Or not. Spidey's latest video game outings have met with fairly impressive reviews, but this one hearkens back to a time when Spider-Man titles were anything but amazing. In 16-color glory, it's The Amazing Spider-Man! (3/7/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #47, we take a look at one of the nastier girls on "Justice League Unlimited". The show's depiction of women is arguably pretty questionable to begin with, but Tala takes her sex appeal way too far. Yuck. (3/3/06)
Yes, "That's So Raven" is a terrible show, but at least it's harmless, right? Wrong. Welcome to the Black History Month episode, in which Raven champions racist hiring practices while making a total ass of herself. (2/28/06)
X-MEN! Kids today may be playing X-Men Legends II, but this isn't the first time the X-Men have gotten a video game sequel -- and I'm not talking about Mutant Academy 2 on PSX. Behold: X-Men II: The Fall of the Mutants! (2/25/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78!
It's time for more knock-knockin' humor with one of our favorite fathers in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78! Join Master Splinter atop a New York City rooftop as he once again shows us what a funny guy he is. (2/21/06)
It's amazing what people will do in the name of fashion. Despite their better judgment, if a "qualified" person says something looks good, folks will go along with it no matter what. Case in point: A Crayon Haiku #46. (2/16/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76, the Street Fighters return to Scary-Crayon to spread their code for the benefit of all within earshot! Will Ken finally understand? Maybe a knock-knock joke will get the point across! (2/16/06)
For less than a buck, no less! In yet another review of an offering from the dollar store freezer, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Triton's Chocolate Dipped Banana Bits. They're the perfect V-Day treat for a gorilla girlfriend! (2/13/06)
It's Valentine's Day, minna-san -- and in the interest of helping you to plan tonight's bedroom activities, your old pal Wes has taste-tested several of LifeStyles' flavored condom offerings. Read on for the full review! (2/13/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77!
More out-of-order Hot Flashes, because we can do that. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77, we revisit the subject of Brokeback Mountain with a new interpretation involving a budding love between two superheroes. (2/10/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #75!
I don't know what's more shocking -- the fact that this film actually came out of Hollywood or the fact that it's actually garnering rave reviews and winning awards. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT FREAKIN' GAY COWBOYS! Unreal. (2/6/06)
I actually got pissed off writing this article. Commercials should make me want to buy stuff, not blow up people -- yet that's exactly the effect that these recent commercials I don't like very much had on me. Read on. (2/5/06)
And we kick February off right with the 45th installment of A Crayon Haiku! Y'think you've got spam? Scary-Crayon's got spam. A lot of spam. It's unreal. We've apparently got quite a few unread messages, too. Go fig. (2/1/06)
And just before midnight on the site's second anniversary, Scary-Crayon comes through with an epic piece entitled The Stale Cereal Wars! Which of the three ancient cereals sampled will come out on top? Find out within. (1/25/06)
We couldn't have an anniversary without featuring one of the original Scary-Crayon featurettes, could we? A Crayon Haiku #44 once again features an odd combination dish cobbled together in the late hours of the night. (1/25/06)
Leonardo's just flipping for joy on Scary-Crayon's second anniversary! In this comparison piece, we take a look at the Ninja Action Leo figures from the old and new TMNT lines and assess their flipping abilities. (1/25/06)
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