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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94!
It snowed today. Yet in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94, we see that that doesn’t matter to some people! Join us as we commend those who refuse to alter their dress because of the cold winter weather. (1/25/07)
Yes, Mike’s taken a beating, but that’s hardly the worst part about A Crayon Haiku #57. I mean, isn’t Leo supposed to be setting a good example for his brothers? No wonder Raph took his place in the Turtle Power song. (1/20/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93, Raphael returns to avenge his previous defeat at the hands of the Shredder! But there’s something different about him this time… what ever could it be? Read the comic to find out! (1/20/07)
In 1/3 of a triple-team-up feature with Alligator Juice and Pop Arena (!!!), Scary-Crayon spotlights its selections for the best and worst of 2006. You won’t find any politics, but you will find Doritos, dogs, and Daleks! (1/15/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92 is more of a test run and intermission — just something to say that we haven’t forgotten about Krang’s unfinished quest from ’04. Expect new techniques when we get around to it! (1/10/07)
2007 kicks off at Scary-Crayon with A Crayon Haiku #56! Granted, we do buy a lot of DVDs here, but come on — quit rushing us and telling fibs, Amazon.com. Heck, we didn’t even buy any TV DVDs from you in 2006. (1/4/07)
And here’s the last piece of the year: a summary review and commentary of Merry Christmas, Amelia Bedelia, a kids’ book that details the holiday escapades of America’s most hilarious housekeeper. She’s hawt, too. (12/31/06)
In the final minutes of Christmas 2006, here’s a review of the Transformatrix Optimus Prime knockoff! This $1 figure may not be up to par with Hasbro’s latest releases, but he’s hard to beat at such a low price. (12/25/06)
And here’s your holiday surprise — the final installment of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told! Okay, maybe it’s not much of a surprise, but still. And hey — even if you hate the story, at least now it’s over. (12/25/06)
The thirteenth part of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told again finds Santa Claus in the company of Wonrat and Rattoo as they debate the meaning of the winter holiday season. It’s deep and strange. (12/25/06)
If you’ve ever wondered what two giant, intelligent wharf rats would say to each other, you’ve come to the right place! The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told continues with the twelfth segment. Yay. (12/19/06)
Things are actually starting to wind down in the eleventh segment of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told. Who ever would have guessed that Santa would end up here? Nobody with a rational mind… (12/19/06)
If it were not a story, The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told would be too strange for words! But it is a story, and stories usually have words, so its strangeness takes the form of words. This is the tenth part. (12/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91!
Imagine a snack aisle with Rachel Ray staring at you from almost every box with her beady eyes and Smylex-induced grin. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91 reveals that her recipes aren’t as great as she’d like to think. (12/19/06)
Scary-Crayon’s batshit insane holiday epic, The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told, just keeps getting stranger. The same goes for the images that accompany the text. The ninth part has goblin shark pics! (12/11/06)
And appropriately so — for if it were not, how could it rightly call itself The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told? In the eldritch eighth segment, among other things, we ponder the titles of various rooms. Yes. (12/11/06)
IS IT ABOUT CHRISTMAS YET, PA?!
The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told finally starts to live up to its holiday namesake as Santa steps up to take a definitive role in the seventh installment. The story’s still surpassingly strange, though! (12/11/06)
My laptop screen drives me crazy. I try my hardest to keep it clean, but it only gets dirtier! My desktop monitor, bless its Windows-taskbar-burned-into-the-bloody-screen soul, never gave me this much grief. Have a haiku. (12/11/06)
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