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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83!
I don't know about you, but "conversations" like the one depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83 fucking make my head hurt. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE KINDS OF STORIES??? I hate my life. (6/27/06)
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, BK BOSS!!!
And no, that doesn't stand for Burger King! For this year's annual Father's Day tribute, we honor Buraiking Boss -- the principal protagonist of the Casshan animes and the 2004 live action film. All hail Buraiking! (6/18/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82!
And Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82 marks the first appearance of DALEKS on Scary-Crayon. Don't you wish you lived in a stylish hydrant thingy with shiny balls and lasers and outdated speech software? I do. (6/11/06)
Chinatowns often contain trange things, but obscure used games are not typically found there... except in Canada. In this article, we review three import PSX games uncovered during a 2002 trip to our Northern neighbor. (5/25/06)
I can't read Japanese text, but that doesn't stop Eastern robots from sending me spam in their native language! At least I think it's spam. Why not have a look at A Crayon Haiku #51 and tell me what you think, eh? (5/18/06)
Here at Scary-Crayon, we occasionally come under fire for reviewing things that weren't meant for us, but that hasn't stopped us yet! Today, our proud tradition continues with a look at the February 2002 issue of Cosmo. (5/18/06)
STREET FIGHTER II, PC STYLE!!!
At long last (!!!), Scary-Crayon examines several early PC incarnations of Street Fighter II. Sure, these games look like the Capcom classic, but how do they compare in the gameplay department? Read on to find out! (5/8/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81!
The evil Shredder welcomes the opportunity to crush his enemies in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81, but does he possess the necessary equipment for dispatching his reptilian foes? His buddy Hun isn't too sure... (5/8/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!
After catching Silent Hill the other night, I had the pleasure of chatting with one of its most impressive stars: Pyramid Head. Check out our brief interview with this fashionable monster in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80! (4/27/06)
"Hazel Wheatkettle's Dying Wish"
It's been quite a while since we've had a so-called literary offering on Scary-Crayon, so here's a short story I wrote a while back: "Hazel Wheatkettle's Dying Wish". We post all kinds of things on the good SC, yes we do. (4/20/06)
Although computer programs and subsequent program upgrades have simplified a number of tasks that were previously more difficult and time-consuming, sometimes subtle interface changes lead to confusion. (4/16/06)
In what's becoming a holiday tradition on Scary-Crayon, we take time out this Sunday to look at four utterly terrifying 39¢ Easter cards and an additional offering from outside the Christian section. It's scary stuff. (4/16/06)
We've seen Capcom's brawlers take on the SNK crew, but have you ever wondered how Chun-Li would fare against Mortal Kombat's Mileena? Back in the day, a game called Street Fighter Jenn allowed us to dream. (4/6/06)
Okay, so it's in its fourth season and thus isn't all that new anymore, but here's Scary-Crayon's review of the current show. Then, while examining 4Kids' DVDouble Shots, we check out the new Shredder's first appearance! (4/3/06)
For April Fool's Day 2006, Scary-Crayon descended into horror and madness and became Disney-Crayon! Does anybody else remember when the stuff Disney produced was actually good? I really miss those days. (4/1/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #49, we pay brief tribute to Rogue of the X-Men. Any girl whose touch is deadly and can look the part whether she's a rough and tough Southern belle or a sullen gothic wallflower is bloody awesome. (3/23/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79!
Yeah, I'm still upset about the modifications they made to Juggernaut for X3 -- and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79, you can see why. Vinnie Jones may look like a lot of things in that getup, but he's no Cain Marko. (3/23/06)
Although the new TMNT toon has been pretty faithful to the Mirage comics, there have been some exceptions. See A Crayon Haiku #48, for example, in which we compare the Renet of the comics to the animated version... (3/18/06)
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