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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #111!
"We'll find another way!" Jazz cried as Prowl rose into the air, intent upon merging his spark with the power of the AllSpark fragments. Prowl's plan would generate enough power to protect the city... but at what cost? (7/2/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #110!
The Grim Reaper returns to Scary-Crayon in the 110th Hot Flash comic, in which we see the skeletal personification of death call on one Mai Shiranui. But why, Grim?! She's much too young to die! Much too sexy, too. (6/30/09)
Yesterday, the music world lost one of its greats: Michael Jackson, the King of Pop himself. In this special edition Hot Flash, we remember the legendary performer... as well as some of his, shall we say, quirks. (6/26/09)
You've probably heard of the Kung Fu Panda, but there's a pretty good chance you don't know of the Jungle Panda. Thanks to guest author Ragey, however, you too can learn about the majesty of this absurd little beast. (6/25/09)
How does a toy that collapses into a broken pile of cheap dollar-store body parts right out of the package rise up to become one of the most entertaining figures ever?! I'll tell you how: the Grim Reaper is magic. (6/25/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #109!
In the latest installment of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash, Hellboy achieves his goal of clothing himself in more than just a pair of shorts and boots! His accessory's original owner doesn't seem too happy, though... (6/25/09)
In the latest installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!, Mickey Glitter sadly reports that Sarah Jane has been replaced by a horrible alien clone with awful fashion sense. Please come back to us, Sarah Jane! (6/14/09)
I've never thought of ice cream as boring... but apparently the folks at MolliCoolz were so tired of its rich and creamy texture that they decided to break out the liquid nitrogen and freeze it into tiny beads. Bad idea. (6/14/09)
After six years and a terrible third film, those futuristic killer cyborgs are back in theaters with Terminator Salvation! Alas, as our review of the movie notes, this mess is far inferior to the robots' recent television exploits. (6/14/09)
Okay, there's no need to run from a toy -- but in this review of the 6" Terminator Salvation T-600 figure, we detail the reasons that you might want to hide your wallet when faced with this scaled-down cyborg. (6/10/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #108!
It's a cold, cold world in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #108... especially if you happen to be the Captain! The comics herein also feature Ginormica and the Wuzzles in their debut Scary-Crayon appearances. Yay! (6/10/09)
A Crayon Haiku #132 through 135!
A Crayon Haiku just keeps on rolling! In this fiendish 5-7-5 four-pack, you'll find a customized Foot ninja, Decepticons victorious, and the latest Legion of Doom tally! It's not a very good day to be a hero, huh? (6/10/09)
...and they're all on the spine-chilling CD that is The Story of Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman! Read on, lest the disc's malformed monster, nefarious nosferatu, and wistful werewolves find their way... to your town. (6/1/09)
Playmates Toys is catching a lot of flack these days, but I remember a time when the company released some of the coolest -- and zaniest -- figures on the shelf. Exhibit A: Leo as the Wolfman from the old TMNT line! (5/18/09)
Despite increasing praise from both 'net critics and fans, "Dollhouse" is not getting better. In fact, it's become quite hateful in its implicit approval of slavery and sex trafficking and shallow treatment of deep topics. Ugh. (4/28/09)
A Crayon Haiku #123 through 131!
With its nine poems, one might call this installment of A Crayon Haiku a haiku JUGGERNAUT! That would also be fitting, since the piece contains the big man's SC debut in superarticulated form. But ah, there's more... (3/14/09)
The Internet fanboys hail Joss Whedon as some kind of infallible creative deity, but "Dollhouse" is hardly inspiring stuff. Given the show's multiple shortcomings, I can't see myself even growing to like it... let alone love it. (3/3/09)
2009 marks the 25th anniversary of Transformers -- and in this installment of A Crayon Haiku (with an awesome image created by reader Ken), Soundwave and his crew are celebrating with ORE: Other robots' Energon! (3/3/09)
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