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Well. It's kinda hard to know how to begin to introduce this article -- and given that we've covered some pretty strange material, that means a lot. Let's just say that it involves eating feces. No, I'm not kidding. (4/30/04)
Clap your hands and rejoice as Scary-Crayon dives under the sea to review The Little Mermaid!!! Not the classic Disney version we all know and love, though. Some other version. It's okay to be afraid. (4/26/04)
Yep, time for A Crayon Haiku #11. If you don't know who that is in the image to the left, SOON YOU WILL! These Crayon Haikus don't really require much in the way of introduction, do they? (4/22/04)
Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won't you? (4/22/04)
Firing up the ol' time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook. (4/19/04)
Scary-Crayon finally hits the double digits of haiku hard with A Crayon Haiku #10! Well, sorta. We kinda already cheated by bringing #13 out early. Pretend you didn't notice. Hey, look, Wingnut and Screwloose! (4/17/04)
Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It's quick and dirty, but be thankful -- a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard. (4/14/04)
Scary-Crayon is pleased to bring you the "ninth" edition of A Crayon Haiku. The photo pretty much says it all, but we managed to squeeze a haiku out of it. Yay. So enjoy. Please? (4/8/04)
Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!
It's time for more culinary insanity with Scary-Crayon's Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies! Join us for snacktime, won't you? Usagi Yojimbo, Donatello, and Genghis Frog worked so hard on them, after all... (4/5/04)
In the second installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Wes takes the stage to deliver a silly little number entitled "goth girl". Any guesses as to what the poem is about? There are a couple of nifty illustrations, too. (4/3/04)
At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews the second episode of "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen" in full -- with nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. Yep. Might be overkill, but you can't say we skimped on it. (3/30/04)
A Crayon Haiku #8 touches on the decline of wrestling. Does anyone remember back when WWE was WWF and was actually kind of fun to watch? I do. Will it ever be that way again? I doubt it. (3/28/04)
In Dusty Plastic HELL #3, Donatello takes it upon himself to discover the reasons behind the deformities of some of his fellow toys. Their answers, however, aren't quite what he expected to hear... (3/26/04)
Yup! Hope you're hungry, 'cause it's time for A Crayon Haiku #13. Yes, how very perceptive of you -- this one's out of order. Oh, don't look so shocked. You're browsing a site called Scary-Crayon, remember? (3/22/04)
Here, Scary-Crayon expands its poetic scope with the introduction of a new featurette: Crayon Poetry Corner. Taking the stage, Wes submits "macabre asylum eight" for your enjoyment. With a crayon illustration. (3/22/04)
The Madballs finally come home to Scary-Crayon in this review of The Madballs History of the World. Sure, there's no way you can handle it, but have a look anyway. Puritans have more fun, you know. (3/19/04)
It most certainly is! Come along, come along, dear reader, and be merry, for A Crayon Haiku #7 is upon us! We're a little late for St. Patrick's Day, but Beetlejuice is still wearing his green pants... (3/16/04)
Randomness returns to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #1. This time, cooking with ingredients that don't belong together results in the production of familiar things (!) ...that also don't belong together. (3/16/04)
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