Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!

So Wes isn't working at the bookstore anymore, but he's still got a whole slew of booksellin' life comics that have yet to be posted! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38, Wes meets a customer with... a good point.  (4/25/05)

IT'S TIME FOR A SHORT STORY!

Yeah, in our mad quest to extend Scary-Crayon's reach to the stars above, we'll be posting short stories from time to time. Here's the first -- a quick old piece by Wes entitled "Two Minutes on the Metro". Enjoy!  (4/23/05)

CRAYON SONG PARODY # 1!

Yep, here's another ongoing Scary-Crayon featurette. In this first installment, Wes not only rewrites the lyrics to a classic song, but then proceeds to sing said song. The horror! But everyone likes free mp3s, right?  (4/21/05)

HI-HI MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, GO!

In this latest Scary-Crayon PC game review, we delve into the funky pre-Y2K insanity of Mary-Kate & Ashley's Dance Party of the Century. Don't know how to dance? Mary-Kate and Ashley will show you the way!  (4/19/05)

HURRAH! MORE BULLSHIT.

In this book review, Scary-Crayon undertakes to discuss Harry G. Frankfurt's best-selling attempt to define the word "bullshit", appropriately titled "On Bullshit". Alas, the book falls into the category of bullshit as well.  (4/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!

We know you've been holding your breath in anticipation, but Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37 is HERE! This installment offers up inquisitive times with Ravager and that vampire with soul, Angel! Not Spike.  (4/15/05)

THAI STYLE CHICKEN... IN A BUN!!!

Yes, it's time once again for "authentic ethnic cuisine in a bun!" This time, Scary-Crayon returns to the dollar store freezer to sample the Forkless Gourmet's Chicken with Thai Style Peanut Sauce Bun Meal. Dig in!  (4/11/05)

Stephen King's SLEEPWALKERS!!!

In this latest film review, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Stephen King's Sleepwalkers, a movie about incestuous shapeshifting cat people that feast on the souls of virgin girls. The chaste lasses never get a break.  :(  (4/8/05)

A Crayon Haiku #28!

You know how folks criticize others who supposedly can't cook by saying that those people burn toast? Well, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #28, Wes somehow managed to burn cereal. Dine at his table at your own risk.  (4/7/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!

It's time once again for another session with that manic depressive undead dude known only as the Suicidal Nosferatu! In this second installment, the poor fellow talks about a new taste sensation he recently tried.  (4/2/05)

A SOMBER CEREAL NOIR...

Here's an odd short for you. It's a little something I like to call Cereal Noir -- a dirge of sorts about stale Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs, and Peanut Butter Crunch. Stale cereal tastes like dust.  (3/30/05)

A D.P.H. EASTER HOT FLASH!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here's a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It's like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday.  (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!

More fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book -- Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!  (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

It's back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too.  (3/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one!  (3/23/05)

A Crayon Haiku #27!

In A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair...  (3/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes.  (3/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it.  (3/19/05)